Hello fans, Howard Tuttleman here. I hope everyone had a spooky terriffying Halloween and got LOTS of candy. Now as you may know, it’s been an annual tradition for me since I was a little-boy to go trick-or-treating with Morris (my dog). As soon as I was able to drive, we then began travelling to all of the richest communities in south-east Michigan as well, because many of them give out much better prizes. As you can tell, I take my annual trick-or-treating rituals VERY seriously. You see, I have been known to become extremely competetive in this sport, and whereas all of the other kids put all of their focus on the “treat” aspects, Howard Tuttleman puts a lot of emphasis on the “trick” part of the holiday-name. And I know ALL the tricks.
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To Las-Vegas, San-Diego, and Los-Angeles and back—A Tuttle-Tour of the Western-Parts of the U.S.A.
Greetings Tuttle-Fans! I have re-arrived to deliver the goods on the life of Howard. As you all know, I’ve been away on vacation and…wait a minute. I seem to have made a thought-error somewhere along the line and forgot to tell you that I was leaving. Let me check. Okay, yeah. Heh heh. Sorry about that guys. I just checked all of my mail, all my journal comments and everything and it seems that I never mentioned that I was leaving you guys for a vacation. However, on the Tuttle-Talk forum, I DID find a very interesting rumor about my “condition” after my horrific car-accident. I guess you guys can read about that here:
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I HAVE RE-ARRIVED
Finally I am back from CANADA. And oooooohhhhh man, if you’ve never been there, it is NOT what you expect. It’s SOOOOO far from how it’s portrayed in movies and Tele-Vision. They would have you think that it is a vast winter-wonderland, with ice and snow and icicles and sledding and snow-men and reindeers and douglas-firs, and eskimoes and large woodland-creatures with white fur. But no. No, it’s pretty much just like STUPID michigan. I dressed in so many layers, with my winter-coat and my gloves and a fur-hat and EVERYTHING, but when we finally got there, it was pretty much the way it was when we left. I’m having such a hard time trying to say what I mean here. Anyways. Okay, we arrived and it was humid and everything and hot, so I immediately had to get out of all of the winter-apparel and me and the crew had to change into our away-uniforms. My web-site team/videographers/co-adventurereres drove me up in their car, which was soooooo crowded with all of the equiptment that they had brought along for our expedition. It was still better than having to ride with my stupid family (minus Morris, because it would have been too risky with all of that free-time to escape from his leash). The 8 of us had to stay in what Lyle’s dad calls the "kid’s cabin" which is older and smaller than the HUGE new-fashioned cabin that the parents got to stay in. Whatever. It gave us more time to work in a hassle-free environment anyways. My team captains Bosco , and Marcus) had worked very hard on making sure that I had everything I needed to carry out the expedition. Bosco had designed a fully functional Bear-Tracker and it had an amazing glowing display, and soooooooo many buttons and different levels of screens. I was amazingly captivated by it’s glowing beauty. Marcus used his inside connections to aquire an arsenal, maps and food. We had a 2-man camera crew also, and even a few people that were there just in case. 616 commissioned Lyle’s brother, Steve, to be MY official protector. He is SOOOO much better as my personal muscle then Lance ever was. Lately I haven’t been able to trust Lance due to his wishy-washy thug nature when around Joe.
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Detroit to Nashville (the ultimate Harmoni-Cruise)
As you’ve probably notice, I haven’t been around in a few days. Well, here’s the story:
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HOWARD TUTTLEMAN in a FESTIVAL OF TROUBLE: ATTACKED BY SWARM OF APHIDS, THREATENED BY TORNADOES, LIGHTNING, MY WINDOW FAN, AND MORRIS (who thought he was Zuess)
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