It may just kill you
I just want you to be warned about this product.
Even Howard Tuttleman knows it’s October, and that means hallo-ween is coming around the corner. I was going to keep my costume top-secret until the Brodie Family Bar-Boo-Q, but I almost died and I have to tell you how.
BAR because Mr. Brody is an alcoholic.
BOO because that’s what ghosts say.
Q because it’s the last barbecue of the year. Read the rest of this entry »
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Hi, Howard Tuttleman here with what I call a news-flash-whistle-blower review. This may need a little back story.
So, I was at a restaurant the today trying to escape moms cinnaroni leftovers when I over-heard some people sitting next to me talking about how great their printer canon was. “A PRINTER CANON!!!” I thought. They were talking about how it was doing SO MANY fliers a minute and how they were spreading the fliers everywhere. I came up with a great mind-storm of ideas and ran home.
I decided it was time for me to take Max (my dog) on his first mission. I called up every electronics store until I found one that had it in-stock. Oh boy, it was time for action. Unfortunately I hit a slight snag when I had to go back to the restaurant and get my car. I drew up all the schematics and planned everything perfectly, but the printer canon didn’t quite meet my expectations in the field-of-battle. Here was my plan:
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Hey guys, Howard here. I was looking around the house last-week, when I stumbled upon a huge stack of un-opened christmas-presents under my parents bed! I had to think about it for a minute, and then I remembered. Christmas-Morning I had ran down the stairs because I was awoken by the sound of a dog barking. I thought it was Morris (my dog), but it just turned out to be the new Jack-Russel-Terrier (a different dog). I remember getting so mad that I began throwing and kicking all of the other presents around the room because I was angered that Morris didn’t return. I remember putting my foot through a really big present, kicking some medium presents and throwing a few small presents. Well, looks like I found where they went! And since I forgot they even existed it has been making this week a real-treat. So many new products to review in such a short time-period!
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